The War

"The war was a very stressful time for me. I was in the very unenviable position of being for the war, but against the troops." [uncomfortable laughter] "(Cricket sounds)"

"First of all, this needs to be said, cause it isn't said enough, and in fact it was never said. There never was a war. A war is when TWO armies are fighting..."

"Bush turned out to be a real demon, didn't he? Remember when Bush was first president, he was the WIMP president. Remember that? Cover of Newsweek..."Wimp President"

"What's G12 do, Tommy?"

"The most amazing thing about the war to me was the disparity in casulaties, man. Iraq 150,000 casulties. We had 79. 150 THOUSAND. We had 79. Does that mean if we had sent over 80 guys, we still would've won this fucking thing? One guy in a ticker-tape parade. "I did it. Hey. Your Welcome." "Good work Tommy, how'd you do it?" "I pulled up G-12. It was in the catalog. Worked like a charm."

-Bill Hicks-