Tuesday, June 28, 2005

"The sad thing is these nuts who founded this country fled Europe because of religious persecution. Good trade for Europe...we should just split into two different countries. Then, after our stem cell research gives us the cure for all these diseases, they'll all be trying to get across the border for our medicine, but our minutemen won't let them. And we'll have a lot of minutemen. I think I'll be a minuteman. Sorry, but our scientists worked very hard to come up with a cure for Parkinson's and there's only enough medicine for our people. So beat it." [via]


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