Hockey play-by-play phrases that crack me up
"...He slides it in deep..."
"...He winds up and fires high in the slot..."
"...He poked it loose..."
"...That's some rough play in the crease..."
How many visors does your team wear?
Hockey televising idea: How about the earth-shattering idea of putting a camera on both sides of the ice? It must be maddening to a new viewer of the game to watch a team get the puck out of their zone along the near boards while the puck is invisible. The common complaint of not being able to follow the puck on tv's origin, I imagine.